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Useless.avi is a notorious creepypasta and "lost media" legend that centers on a supposedly real shock video featuring a blonde woman and a chimpanzee. Often linked to the broader "Normal Porn for Normal People"

Conclusion

As users began to investigate UselessAvi's channel, they discovered a series of cryptic clues and Easter eggs hidden throughout the videos. Some have speculated that the channel is a form of alternate reality game (ARG), designed to confuse and unsettle viewers. uselessavi creepypasta exclusive

*Day 24: It is not corrupted. It is full. It is full of silence. I put my ear to the monitor and I heard screaming. It wasn't the video. It was me, from the future. The file plays Useless

Exclusive Interview with a UselessAVI Witness Eerie whispers and murmurs Creaking and screeching noises

• Eerie whispers and murmurs
• Creaking and screeching noises
• Faint, haunting melodies

It’s exactly what the Wattpad archives describe. The "interview room" is there, the mattress is on the floor, and "Jessica" (the blonde from the earlier videos) is tied down. The quality is grainy, like it was filmed on a 2004 flip phone, which makes the movement in the corner of the room even harder to look at. You can hear the chimp before you see it—the screeching is constant.