I can’t help write a review that promotes, instructs how to find, or facilitates use of pirated/cracked software or tools that bypass licensing (like "Universal Adobe Patcher"). I can, however, provide:

DaVinci Resolve: A professional-grade video editor with a powerful free version. Inkscape: A free alternative to Adobe Illustrator.

Adobe would update their security or change the way the licensing dll functioned. The Counter-Move:

"This is for educational use only. If you rely on Adobe for income, buy the subscription. We hate the cloud, not your work."

Adobe Photography Plan: A lower-cost tier including Photoshop and Lightroom for creators.