My+desi+aunty [2021] -

• Her dialogue: "Why is your face so dark today? Are you tired?"
• Secret superpower: She will tell the bride her makeup is ugly at the wedding mandap. She is terrifying. She is necessary.

• Real Estate: Which neighborhood is "going down" (usually because a different ethnicity moved in).
• Marriages: The Biodata Funnel. They have folders of photos and horoscopes.
• Gossip: Who is getting divorced, who is dying their hair, who declared bankruptcy but bought a new Honda CR-V.

She did not call the police. She did not shout. She simply walked over, looked up, and said, "Arre, Rohan beta. Your string lights. The blue ones. They're not level." my+desi+aunty